And That's a Wrap!

February 23, 2026

By Ray DeGraw

Well the Winter Olympics have come and gone, and it's now time to digest all that we have learned over the past few weeks. So, without further ado, here is my top 10 list of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Games...

1. Yes, curling is indeed a sport! And in four years, I will remind you all of this revelation yet again.

2. J.D. Vance proved that it's not just in the United States where he gets booed at a sporting event.

3. Ski jumpers are just plain old nuts!

4. Hockey is the greatest sport ever. Congrats the the U.S. Men and Women's team for taking home gold.

5. Songs can, and are, sung in many languages other than English! Who knew?!

6. Bobsled and Skeleton athletes have balls of steel, and are also nuts!

7. With the price of gold and silver skyrocketing, eBay will soon be flooded with Olympic Metals...even shameful bronze.

8. Everybody in Italy was super jazzed the Orange Turd decided to sit this one out and stay at home to pout.

9. Yes, just to reiterate, Curling is indeed a sport! Refer to number one on this very list.

10. By the time the next Winter Olympics are held, Donald Trump will be out of office! And hopefully behind bars with the rest of his criminal empire.

I'll see you all in the French Alps! To 2030!!! And yes, Curling will be a part of those games. And will be on every single channel again, all frigging day and all frigging night. ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT!

Ey, first to ten wins, ey hosers?