Commander in Chief

August 13, 2025

For the second time since taking office in this second go-around, the combover king has deployed the National Guard on his own people. First in Los Angeles to thwart all those nasty Los Angelites from getting coffee at Starbucks and going to work...dangerous folks indeed. I'm not quite sure what that costed the taxpayers! But it sure did solve...well, nothing really. The Guardsmen sat around and did nothing for a couple of weeks to quell the Fox News created riots that simply were not taking place.

Now we are deploying the Guard again, this time in our own capital of all places to round up all the homeless. What does our king plan to do with all of them? Put them in prison of course, because I guess it's illegal to be homeless? I mean, you could just walk around and say, "hey, we're hiring! We need people to harvest this year's crops since we got rid of all the migrant workers. We need people to cut lawns, butcher meats, work in the canneries, clean homes...basically do all the shit the hard working immigrants used to do!" Hey, America, you're hired!!

No, instead we are going to round up these folks living in squaller by military force and put them behind bars. Nice! What a country! At least they'll be in a facility with heat, hot water, free electric and three square meals a day. Good luck getting them to leave once they're in there. Oh, and by the way, it costs an average of $35,000 a year to incarcerate one person in this country. One Person! Who exactly is paying for that Donald?

So, hey, here is an idea...if you're willing to invest $35,000 per year on each of these poor homeless individuals, why not give them a room in a halfway house? Send them to train for new jobs? Help those with mental issues get the proper medications and assistance? Perhaps get those addicted to drugs into a rehab? It's hard to get back up once you have fallen into the abyss of homelessness, maybe a helping hand from Uncle Sam might be a better use of your $35,000 per year, per person investment. And let's not forget the cost, again, to deploy the National Guard!

What has happened to our country? We are living in a military state run by a maniac who has surrounded himself with spineless yes men. My lord, they are monsters of the highest order. Keep draining that swamp boys. I hope the snifters of brandy you're swirling now are worth it, because grape juice fermenting in a prison toilet is what you're headed for...and God knows what in the next life. Good luck with that.

At what point do they start looking like Stormtroopers from Star Wars?