Cheeburgha, Cheeburgha!

September 14, 2025

I just want a normal cheeseburger, served on a kaiser roll with a heaping pile of steak fries on the side. Is that too much to ask? I want to be able to bite into it without cutting it into quarters and taking half the toppings off of it then eating it with a fork and knife. If I wanted a salad with a side of bread that's what I would have ordered. And when did it become acceptable, if not a standard practice, to charge over $20.00 for a deluxe burger platter? That seemingly happened overnight!

No, I don't want a pretzel bun. No I don't want a brioche bun. No, I don't want that on fucking panini bread. And can we keep it under a quarter pound? I am having lunch here, I'm not feeding my entire crew...and no, I don't want to take it with me...it's going to just sit in my truck for the rest of the day. Just a cheeseburger and fries with an iced cold fountain soda to get me through the rest of the day without spending my entire daily salary on some cockamamie artesian gastropub creation by a fucking line cook posing as a chef. No! Stop the madness!

That is all, thankyou.

That'll be $750 dollars please!