

Ham Sandwich
March 19, 2026 By Ray DeGraw No, I'm not talking about the untimely demise of Mama Cass here. God bless her gigantic soul! I want to discuss how unsettling it is when I get fresh ham from the deli counter and it's rectangular in shape. I wonder what kind of farm this particular pig came from? Do they squish them into large rectangular metal boxes after they've been relieved of their "farming" duties? Or have these particular pigs been exported from a teenage Minecraft ma
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The Last Laugh
March 17, 2026 By Ray DeGraw The year was 2005. My tail was between my legs as I was living back at Mom's house yet again. Although, this time, I was saving money to buy a house. I was living the dream, playing the part of Sam Malone, tending bar in a small Irish pub and loving every damned minute of it. My friends and I started a blog called the Liberal Phoenix, and other than this current moment of time in my life, was the most engaged I had ever been in my writings. We
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Cuidado!
March 6, 2026 By Ray DeGraw As a parent of two children, I have done my best to keep them out of harm's way. A little life lesson here and there and some sage advice from the Old Man to keep danger at bay; that's how I've rolled. When I was a youngster, my father would take me on long walks around the neighborhood to bestow his wisdom upon me. As I would love to do the same, my neighborhood doesn't have sidewalks for some strange reason, so I've had to take a different tac
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